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This Monkey Whizz review was last updated in March 2020.

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Back during 2011 - 2014, Nickelodeon owned a MMO game known as Monkey Quest that was shutdown due to a shift to mobile games. I am part of a community of around 20 people (we talk on the forums of the monkey quest wikia), who would like to know if there is any way of setting up a non-profit, private server for monkey quest. The zombie monkey greegree can resist the hot floor inside the cave where you cook the snake as a part of the Recipe for Disaster: Awowogei sub-quest. Being in any other form will result in damage to the player due to the flames. Again, either size will work. The gorilla monkey greegree is also needed during the Recipe for Disaster: Awowogei. Focus Quest/Objective: This can be used to highlight the specific quest or objective - Show on Map: This will open the map show/highlight the quest or objective. If the quest is finished it will show the turn-in location - Shortcuts to show in quest log / set TomTom target.

If you’re looking to pass a drug test, the detox success rates are lower than 20%, and those supplements are a bit untrustworthy.

Then, there’s the option of using synthetic urine for your drug test. I spent countless hours researching popular urine belts for this Monkey Whizz review. Now let’s see how this company compares.

What Are These Products Used For?

If it sounds like I know exactly what I’m talking about when passing a drug test, it’s because I do! I was unemployed for a few months and was going heavy on the job hunt, and the post-hunt-blunt if I'm honest.

I had a few interviews but nothing promising, so I spent a weekend partying with my buddies to try to drown (and puff away) my sorrows.

The Monday after my party weekend, I got an email saying that I landed a second and final interview, which included a “standard drug test.”

Not only that, they wanted me to go in on Thursday! I needed the job, but I knew I had no time to flush my body out naturally.

I went into full research panic mode.

I didn't want to risk my sample with any pills or supplements (dude, I thought the point was to get through the screening, not pump my body with weird pills).

At that point, I knew my only option was a synthetic urine sample (see our other recommendations here), and I knew I had to go with the best since I only had one chance to pass this drug test and land a job.

I remembered that my buddies had used a synthetic product in the past, so I turned to them for advice. I also asked the guys in my head shop, figuring they would have knowledge and experience with different products.

One brand came out above all others: Monkey Whizz. Everyone said it was easy to use and extremely reliable. After using it myself, I have to agree. If I can figure out how to use, then anyone can!

Let’s look at the nitty-gritty details of how to properly use the Monkey Whizz product to pass your drug test.

How Do You Use a Monkey Whizz Kit?

So you've made the smart decision and gone with Serious Monkey Business' urination device. Good choice, Grasshopper.

Monkey Whizz is super easy to use, from the ordering process all the way through to actually getting it ready for use.

Once you order Monkey Whizz, they can ship it to you overnight. This is important if you’re in a rush, as you don’t want to tell ask your potential employer that you’d prefer to push out the urine drug test date.

There will also be no mention of Monkey Whizz by name on your credit card or on the package, so you don’t have to worry about people around you knowing what you’re up to.

For someone like me, who only had a day or two before going to the designated laboratory, it was an awesome and necessary benefit.

Monkey Whizz comes in two forms of the sample: powdered or premixed in a flask; both versions come with a belt that serves as a holster. They are both the same chemical composition, except the premixed is sterilized.

To prepare the powdered solution, simply put your sample in warm water and follow the same instructions you would if you were using the premixed solution.

Also, no worries, Monkey Whizz comes with idiot-proof step-by-step instructions - so even though I’m going to lay them out here, you’ll get fresh instructions delivered right to your door when you order to make sure you pass your drug test.

Monkey Whizz comes with two heating pads. Open up one and stick it to the outside of the flask, between the bag and the belt.

Wrap the Monkey Whizz kit around your waist, under your clothing. The temperature strip should be touching your skin, and the tube should be pointing to the floor.

Wear the flask nest to your body for one hour before use to make sure it’s comfortable, and the product temperature is right.

Make sure to check the temperature strip again before using Monkey Whizz for your drug test. The temperature should read between 96 to 100 degrees before use. This is the most important part - temperature is one of the main indicators of real or synthetic urine. The temperature strip can actually keep the temperature within the normal range for up to 8 hours.

Ideally, do this before you head into the lab, as it would raise suspicion otherwise.

To use it, unfasten the white clips and drain the contents.

Let’s see how this product measures up to its main competitor, The Whizz Kit.

How Does Monkey Whizz Stack Up Against The Whizz Kit?

Even though there's a lot of positive Monkey Whizz reviews, it's not the only belt brand on the market. If you do a little research on your own, you’ll find a couple of other brands of synthetic urine, but the Monkey Whizz’s main competitor is The Whizz Kit.

Does it really work? Look what one happy customer from a closed Facebook group said the following about her drug test.

One of the main benefits of Monkey Whizz vs the Whizz Kit is that it’s cheaper, although this should never be the main reason as you only have one shot at passing these drug tests.

Take into consideration that it can arrive overnight, and you’ll see that Monkey Whizz definitely beats The Whizz Kit company in the price and convenience department.

One other awesome thing about Monkey Whizz is its flask size! It’s way smaller than the Whizz Kit. Normally I wouldn't be calling something smaller a bonus, but in this case, it’s easier to use undetected - no matter what kind of supervision you have.

Also, it doesn't require a synthetic penis to use. This means that you can recommend Monkey Whizz to your lady friends or buddies, and it should work.

Lastly, Monkey Whizz contains uric acid and has all the other chemical components of organic pee. This means that this synthetic urine looks, smells, foams and will work like the real thing - human urine.

It’ll hold up under scrutiny if the sample is sent to the lab for further testing. The only thing it’s missing is actual human DNA (spoiler- no fake urine brand will be able to provide that).

Also, the product is sterile, so the fake piss will begin to grow bacteria when exposed to the air (just like human urine!).

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Frequently Asked Questions

How Do You Wear Monkey Whizz?

You wear Monkey Whizz by using the included elastic belt.

The belt is very comfortable and thin, which makes it easy to fit under your clothes. It can also be used for people up to a 54-inch waist, making it suitable for the majority of people.

Does Monkey Whizz Expire?

Yes, Monkey Whizz expires after 12 months.

The reason for this is that some of the water will evaporate resulting in concentration levels that will not pass a standard drug test. If you are subject to regular tests, then don’t order too many for future use.

Can You Microwave Monkey Whizz?

No, you can’t microwave Monkey Whizz.

You should only use the included heat pack and your body to get it up to the right temperature of about 95F. Using a microwave can damage the pouch and mess with the creatine, which can be picked up during lab testing.

Does Monkey Whizz Have Creatinine?

Yes, Monkey Whiz contains creatinine in the right amount to not trigger fake sample warnings in lab tests.

Does Monkey Whizz Have Uric Acid?

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Yes, Monkey Whizz contains an optimum level of uric acid based on average measures in a healthy adult.

What Is The Correct Temperature for The Test?

The correct temperature is between 96-100 degrees.

Monkey Whizz Review: The Final Verdict

In case you’re not already convinced, let me reassure - you Monkey Whizz will absolutely help you pass your drug test and is incredibly easy and convenient to use. It is one of my favorite brands.

I've tried it, my friends tried it, and other people online have provided a very positive Monkey Whizz review. It works.

If you aren't convinced yet, go ahead and check out some forums about this stuff, you won't regret it.

It costs around $60 for the whole kit, flask, and caboodle. This includes:

  • The 3.5 oz pouch filled with the sample
  • An elastic belt that fits up to a 54 “ waist
  • A refillable syringe
  • Two heating pads
  • Temperature strip
  • And idiot-proof instructions.

Where Can I Buy Monkey Whizz?

Your package will contain enough to pass one urine test, and you should avoid reusing the belt and pouch. This does make it one of the more expensive brands, but it’s worth it given the high overall Monkey Whizz review.

A word to the wise...

Make sure you buy your Monkey Whizz from Serious Monkey Business, and any related products, directly from the manufacturer.

You don’t want to mess around and buy an inferior or expired sample.

If you buy it from the manufacturer, they will be able to send it overnight so that it will be available for your use the next day.

If you need a working sample to pass a urinalysis soon, and you want the best on the market, don’t hesitate.

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Take your test the right way and buy Monkey Whizz now so you can try it tomorrow!